Hemp yogurt

Tony Abbott once admitted that he had dabbled with drugs in his youth, trying some "hemp yogurt".

Despite these wild adventures, Abbott has been offering sexual counselling to young Australians, urging them to stick to the rules on sex before getting married.

As if hearing the word "sex" and Abbott's name in the same sentence weren't disgusting enough, Abbot goes on to state women should stay virgins until they are married.

If you haven't guessed by now, Abbott is a die hard Catholic. He almost joined the seminary when he was younger and as health minister, successfully blocked the abortion pill RU486.(Surprising for someone who knocked their girlfriend up at 19.)

Abbott could invent his own contraception method. Think of him (especially in the above photo) when you're about to climb in the sack.