Politically correct words for wanks

Alcoholic: Anti Sobriety Activist

Assassination: Involuntary Term Limitation

Censorship: Selective Speech

Chronically Late: Temporarily Challenged

Dishonest: Ethically disorientated

Frog: Amphibian American

Garbage Man: Sanitation Engineer

Hamburger: Seared Mutilated Animal Flesh

Homeless: Outdoor Urban Dwellers

Ignorant: Factually Unencumbered

Lazy: Motivationally Dispossessed

Loser: Uniquely Fortuned Individual with an Alternative Career Path

Shoplifter: Cost of Living Adjustment Specialist

Someone who has no other reason to park in a handicapped zone: Morally Handicapped

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