Assassination: Involuntary Term Limitation
Censorship: Selective Speech
Chronically Late: Temporarily Challenged
Dishonest: Ethically disorientated
Frog: Amphibian American
Garbage Man: Sanitation Engineer
Hamburger: Seared Mutilated Animal Flesh
Homeless: Outdoor Urban Dwellers
Ignorant: Factually Unencumbered
Lazy: Motivationally Dispossessed
Loser: Uniquely Fortuned Individual with an Alternative Career Path
Shoplifter: Cost of Living Adjustment Specialist
Someone who has no other reason to park in a handicapped zone: Morally Handicapped
Originally published at Culture Served Raw
http://cultureservedraw.blogspot.com
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