How would you react if your mother suggested you get a nose job?
“Cheers, Mum.”
Or you might break her nose.
But is it all in the nose? Does the secret to beauty lie hidden between our nasal passages?
According to this highly credible website the characteristics of modern beauty are:
- Suntanned skin
- Narrower facial shape
- Less fat
- Fuller lips
- Slightly bigger distance of eyes
- Darker, narrower eye brows
- More, longer and darker lashes
- Higher cheek bones
- Narrower nose
- No eye rings
- Thinner lids
If I take this literally, myself and most of my friends are uglier than a sack of assholes. Fortunately, we’re not and neither are the 200 billion million other women that don’t check all the boxes on this list.
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Characteristics of the male "Sexy face" in the comparison to the "unsexy face":
* Browner skin
* Narrower facial shape
* Less fat
* Fuller and more symmetrical lips
* Darker eye brows
* More and darker lashes
* Upper half of the face broader in relation to the lower
* Higher cheek bones
* Prominent lower jaw
* More prominent chin
* No receding brows
* Thinner lids
* No wrinkles between nose and corner of the mouth
So, Jordan is still pretty much the sexiest man alive. Damn him!
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