Friday, September 24, 2010
Playdate cancelled
So in groundbreaking news, Katy Perry's rendition of Hot n Cold with Elmo has been cancelled from appearing on Sesame Street because shes got boobies.
Poor Katy. Her singing really sucks though. Maybe it was this rather than boobies they didn't want to expose the little ones to?
Also, the University of Texas has determined that fat kids are less loved by parents.
I don't think this is true in all cases.
How did the kid get to be fat in the first place? "Have another pie little Jimmy, you're so cute when you shove stuff in your expansive gob."
My sister's first word was "more". My mother was delighted by this, and she received more everytime.
What a crappy, illegitimate study. I bet it appears in mX.
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